it's Towel Day again...but this year is special
because in exactly one month from today
I'll be turning
and will be inducted into the secrets of life, the universe and everything (I've just decided this on my own) so y'know, like,
I'll know everything and shit.
And you all can be like, "Hey, you sass that hoopy Frances Pauli? There's a frood who really knows where her towel is!"
and then I'd be all, like...
Happy Towel Day!
Seriously, Happy Towel Day. Have some fun.